If there's any destruction during the G8 summit in Hokkaido, it's obviously going to be done through germ warfare.
I've been suffering from a terrible cold, going through several tissues per hour. I wanted to discard a bunch of tissues at my local subway station when I realized that the trash bins had all been confiscated. Anyone who wants to plant a bomb is just going to have to find another location.
Meanwhile, I'm carrying these germ-infested tissues around and probably spreading my cold all over school today. Not that anyone's likely to die from my germs, but it could put them out of commission for a while.
It's come to this - carrying our own trash bags around. That's actually not such a bad idea, if it acts as an incentive for people to cut down on their trash. If they discard trash just anywhere, though, the effect from contamination - especially of snot-ridden tissues - could be worse!
Kareem, Jacobin and NCAA athletes: Watch out what you're asking for - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: Socialist, or rather, Capitalist in disguise? Confused socialist?Because, per the old phrase, you might just get it — with that phrase...
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