Sunday, September 14, 2008

Jokes My Cats Don't Get

I frequently tell my cats jokes. However, they don't seem to get them. I mean, they never laugh or even respond with a groan. Here are a couple of examples, which you may have heard in another context.

“You're funny, but looks don't count.”

“You make a better door than window.”

“Mommy's going to the store, and she'll be back before you can say, 'Jack Robinson'.”

“Mommy has to go to work.  Somebody in this family has to put food on the floor.”

“It's good for you.  It'll put hair on your chest!”

“Did you ever hear about the cat that cried 'Wolf!'?”

Feel free to let me know of any other jokes you think my cats might not enjoy!

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